Comments on: I want to be a killer robot, too

By: Killer robots: Can they get any scarier? Uh huh. « Mayopie

Killer robots: Can they get any scarier? Uh huh. « Mayopie — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:10:07 +0000

[...] a robot that eats dead people for fuel. We also know that many AI engineers believe that a terminator style machine rebellion is quite possible. This is all 100% factual. Anything else? Oh yeah, now they’ve made one that can jump [...]

By: The killer robots are here « Mayopie

The killer robots are here « Mayopie — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:07:07 +0000

[...] those of you who have read my posts I want to be a killer robot, too and You want me to be a battery? Sure… are well aware how I feel about killer robots and [...]

By: mayopie

mayopie — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:47:42 +0000

Ummmm…. ok.

By: alison

alison — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:38:37 +0000

If you work out that whole “keep my own eyes but be able to shoot lasers out of them” thing, let me know how you do it. I’ve failed miserably at learning enough hypnosis to be able to make my daughters go to sleep when I snap (which would be *so* useful when they’re still up and something good comes on TV that I want to watch, but they shouldn’t), BUT being able to use my eye lasers to melt their plastic toys right in front of them oughta give me some get-your-butts-in-bed leverage.

Of course I’ll only have a limited time to enjoy this before being killed by a robot.

By: I don’t understand humans « Life Begins at 41…or maybe 43

I don’t understand humans « Life Begins at 41…or maybe 43 — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:17:43 +0000

[...] can I be a robot, [...]

By: mayopie

mayopie — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:44:19 +0000

RoboPie is not gay! (not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

By: mayopie

mayopie — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:42:37 +0000

I guess we know where I’ll be stopping first after my robot upgrade.

By: AprylsAntics

AprylsAntics — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 01:42:43 +0000

Also, Robopie looks a little gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

By: AprylsAntics

AprylsAntics — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:19:29 +0000

If you become a killer robot, I’m going to tell Mom.

By: mayopie

mayopie — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 18:45:08 +0000

This is by no means a threat, but once I become a killer robot, it’s best to be on my side. I’ll likely be able to communicate with the other robots via wifi or some sort of mainframe brain sharing kind of thing. My point is, as the hybrid human robot, I’ll probably be highly respected and be allowed to keep my favorites. Don’t worry, youre in.