I’m so going to hell

Ok. I’m such a newb at this blogging thing, but I’m having a blast and meeting some incredibly talented people who make me laugh and not work. At some point, I’ll do a tribute to my favorites.  I’d do it now but considering that my sister is the only one who reads this, I doubt [...]

Heroes of the deep

It’s 2 am. A call comes over the radio that every captain dreads: “Mayday, Mayday.” Yet another fishing boat is descending to the depths of the Bering Sea.
The Deadliest Catch happens to be one of the most awesome shows ever invented. It gives us a window into a world that most of us never see. A [...]

Bathroom gravy

I have to admit that last post got me  riled and I’m still feeling a little froggy.  So I’m now going to address a problem that has personally plagued me for years and has been the source of much fun-making (at my expense) by friends and family alike.  Quite frankly I don’t care, because I refuse to [...]

Ooohhhh… Fat people cause global warming

According to this wonderful article I just read (which I’ll link to later cause I want you to stay and play with me,) “Fatties Cause Global Warming.” I knew it, I just couldn’t figure out how. I’ll sum it up for you: They eat more food, breathe more and are more likely to drive to the [...]

Why my sister is a genius

Every once in a while someone says something to you and you say, “you’re a genius.”  There’s one person in my life I’ve said this to more than anyone else I know.  I also refer to her as “my reader,” meaning my “sole reader.” So if you’ve read any previous articles where I’ve mentioned her [...]

New Brain disease discovered

We try to keep things on the lighter side here, but sometimes a more serious story touches you and you feel compelled to take action. So sis, it’s up to you and I do to something about this.
I’ll get right to the point. Scientists have discovered a rare new brain disease that causes the hypothalamus [...]

Can anyone get me into the Guinness Book?

Everyone has one thing they do well or an accomplishment they can point to and say, “Yeah, I did that.”  And I’m no different.  My “one thing” is that I can proudly say I hold the record for the worst thing ever said to a nun by a 3 year old (maybe even anyone of any [...]

Do not read if you watch Grey’s Anatomy

I totally warned you, but you’re here anyway. You’re one of those people that touch the hot plate aren’t you? Well don’t blame me when you read this and the same thing happens to you that happened to me and you can’t watch the show any longer without thinking about it. Last warning… I’ll wait [...]

Ryan Seacrest has a tiny head

American Idol: Many adore it, many hate it. I watch it because Ryan Seacrest has a tiny head. Whether you love or hate the show, once you notice this phenomenon you’ll be transfixed each and every time Ryan is interviewing a contestant. I play a little game called “Will Ryan’s head fit inside that person’s [...]

My First Blog

In fact, I dare even go there, but controversy sells and I’m intent on being a media whore.